Notice

Dear “Cold” that is currently infecting my body,

You have been given notice.  Your work is not satisfactory and you are expected to vacate the premises immediately.

I will do everything in my power to get rid of you: I went to acupuncture yesterday, and am loading up on immune-boosting herbs and vitamins C and D.  Plus, I had a green smoothie for breakfast.

It’s time for you to get out of Dodge.

Your time is up.

Erin

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